Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
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Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
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It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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