What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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