I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
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21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
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Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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