Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
Every concussion has its silver lining
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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