new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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