question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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