I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
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