you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
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There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
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the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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