Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
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