are you so shy because you have an std?
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
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So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
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When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
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