The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
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he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
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I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
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I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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