Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
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I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
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Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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