She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
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