Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
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well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
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His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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