Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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