My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Randomize
