Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
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