you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
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