There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Man, jail baloney is awful.
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I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
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You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic