operation have a gay friend backfired
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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