Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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