why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I pour the whiskey from now on
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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