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i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
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today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
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Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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