Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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