thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
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i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
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P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
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