We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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