Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Is her dick bigger than yours?
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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