It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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