yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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