Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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