Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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