Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
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We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
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I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
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