Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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