also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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