guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
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Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
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Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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