Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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