Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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