after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
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I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
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Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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