Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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