Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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