love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
