I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
im six kinds of drunk right now
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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