What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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