I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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