the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
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I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Just invented taco cereal.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
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it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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