i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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