I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Did I show you my penis last night?
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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