he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
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How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
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Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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