Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
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She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
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I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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