We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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