Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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