We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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