the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
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Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
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When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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