Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
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We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
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I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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