so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
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Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
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I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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