Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
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Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
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Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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