Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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