girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
false alarm. still invincible.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
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I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
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Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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