you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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