oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Say something about gay babies.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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